castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

(via audacious-lady)

yikes:

BABE

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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(Source: mcrsquad, via patchtheskyup)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via orgasm)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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